Please observe a moment of silence to remember the life of the spider that just jumped to its death in my shower. It had a full and beautiful life. Its accomplishments include:
- running across the ceiling of the shower while I was trying to wash myself
- chilling in the corner
- being a spider
- falling into the water.
I will always remember you as the spider that didn’t really bother me too often. I hope you rest in peace in your watery drain-grave.